Ms Blah Monthly Horoscope
Category: Horoscopes
- OCTOBER 2019
ARIES Mar21-Apr19
Money should be earned for then could be wasted.
Money in movement is good
don’t keep it for yourself,
and buy food.
TAURUS Apr20-May21
You are the winner of the Best Month for
Sex 2019 this October given by
The Seventh Dimension Universal Association (TSDUA).
Enjoy your price, protect yourself, and have fun!
GEMINI May21-Jun20
The first weeks of October you’ll feel an
extraordinary physical strength you can barely
control.
It’s a good moment to change the
furniture in your home or helping someone
with their move.
CANCER Jun21-Jul22
As a summer sign, you are always afraid of
the incoming cold season.
Protect yourself
spiritually with this amulets: a jacket, wool
socks, blankets and an electric radiator.
They’ll
protect yourself in and outside home.
LEO Jul23-Aug22
Same as Virgo, you have no planets in your
house this month. Free yourself!
Maybe you can
plot something with a Virgo.
Like something
dark and magical. Or just hours of sex without
limits.
(Always play safe sex)
VIRGO Aug23-Sep22
Absolutely no planets are in your house this
month dear Virgo, so choose one and use its
influence.
If you ask me, I’d choose Uranus. It’s
the most creative and it will open your mind in
many senses
LIBRA sep23-oct22
The Sun is going to be in your house the full
month to give you energy, confidence, lust,
money, recognition.
You are a superhuman
for a month, but remember that carries a great
responsibility.
SCORPIO Oct23-Nov21
Mercury and Venus are in your sign at the same
time. Don’t panic.
Venus for love and Mercury
for intelligence, both can be positive for you
either on bed or at work.
SAGITTARIUS Nov22-Dec21
This month, after the moon on day 5th, you are
allowed by The Ancestors to express yourself
exactly as you are.
People is going to accept almost everything from you.
Almost. Honestly,
your taste on snickers could be discussed.
CAPRICORN Dec22-Jan19
Show your feelings for once, dear Cap. And
‘hungry’ is not considered a ‘feeling’ so, come
on, try a little bit harder.
AQUARIUS Jan20-Feb18
Your best match of the Zodiac is Libra and it’s
their season. If you are somehow engaged with
one, congrats!
If not, go for it! You will recognise
them by their shinny blue-to-green aura.
They
are literally glowing. You don’t even need to ask.
PISCES Feb19-March20
You waste around 10 hours per month looking for random things at home, like the keys or the glasses.
Pay more attention. Or clean your home. Well, definitely clean your home, please.
You don’t even know where your cat is.
Author: Maria Blah
OCTOBER 2019
ARIES Mar21-Apr19
Money should be earned for then could be wasted.
Money in movement is good
don’t keep it for yourself,
and buy food.
TAURUS Apr20-May21
You are the winner of the Best Month for Sex 2019 this October given by
The Seventh Dimension Universal Association (TSDUA).
Enjoy your price, protect yourself, and have fun!
GEMINI May21-Jun20
The first weeks of October you’ll feel an extraordinary physical strength you can barely control.
It’s a good moment to change the furniture in your home or helping someone with their move.
CANCER Jun21-Jul22
As a summer sign, you are always afraid of the incoming cold season.
Protect yourself spiritually with this amulets: a jacket, wool socks, blankets and an electric radiator.
They’ll protect yourself in and outside home.
LEO Jul23-Aug22Same as Virgo, you have no planets in your house this month. Free yourself!
Maybe you can plot something with a Virgo.
Like something dark and magical. Or just hours of sex without limits.
(Always play safe sex)
VIRGO Aug23-Sep22
Absolutely no planets are in your house this month dear Virgo, so choose one and use its influence.
If you ask me, I’d choose Uranus. It’s the most creative and it will open your mind in many senses
LIBRA sep23-oct22
The Sun is going to be in your house the full month to give you energy, confidence, lust, money, recognition.
You are a superhuman for a month, but remember that carries a great responsibility.
SCORPIO Oct23-Nov21Mercury and Venus are in your sign at the same time. Don’t panic.
Venus for love and Mercury for intelligence, both can be positive for you either on bed or at work.
SAGITTARIUS Nov22-Dec21
This month, after the moon on day 5th, you are allowed by The Ancestors to express yourself exactly as you are.
People is going to accept almost everything from you.
Almost. Honestly, your taste on snickers could be discussed.
CAPRICORN Dec22-Jan19
Show your feelings for once, dear Cap. And ‘hungry’ is not considered a ‘feeling’ so, come on, try a little bit harder.
AQUARIUS Jan20-Feb18
Your best match of the Zodiac is Libra and it’s their season. If you are somehow engaged with one, congrats!
If not, go for it! You will recognise them by their shinny blue-to-green aura.
They are literally glowing. You don’t even need to ask.
PISCES Feb19-March20
You waste around 10 hours per month looking for random things at home, like the keys or the glasses.
Pay more attention. Or clean your home. Well, definitely clean your home, please.
You don’t even know where your cat is.
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