DeAndre’ Towns was your average woodworker, making everyday items with a practical purpose. Then a friend’s offhand suggestion got him thinking about pleasure instead.

DeAndre' Towns Wants You To Knock On Wood

DeAndre’ is the owner and operator of Lumberjill Lovecrafts, where he carves dildos and other “artisanal fuckery” from wood. His sculptures have found homes all over the world, and have even appeared on programs like Playboy TV’s Toyride and HBO’s True Blood. You can buy his work from his shop on Etsy, and he’s on 

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