Once you reach a certain age the excitement of Santa, sleigh bells and snowballs seem a distant memory. Replaced instead with the embarrassment of that Office Party smooch under the mistletoe, your ever decreasing bank account (hello overdraft) or the dread of having to sit through hours upon hours of Christmas re runs whilst your Nan snores her way through the ‘excitement’. 

Turn up the heat this Christmas with 4 ways to spice up your sex life.

4 Ways to Spice up Your Sex Life This Christmas

4 ways you can spice up your sex life this Christmas

Once you reach a certain age the excitement of Santa, sleigh bells and snowballs seem a distant memory. Replaced instead with the embarrassment of that Office Party smooch under the mistletoe, your ever decreasing bank account (hello overdraft) or the dread of having to sit through hours upon hours of Christmas re runs whilst your Nan snores her way through the ‘excitement’. 

Ok, we admit we can never make you believe in Santa again or help you out with the Bank Balance (sorry about that) but we do have a few ideas that we believe can bring some special Christmas cheer to you and that special someone. So let’s dive right in and see if, with the help of Lustery, we can get you firmly on to Santa’s Extremely Naughty List. 

Christmas is a time for giving and receiving. It’s a tradition as old as time but for those with a dirty mind just a mere utter of the phrase makes the mind wander to wholly inappropriate places. This festive season however we say let’s embrace the tradition. Let’s reclaim it for the adults. Make a point of incorporating oral sex in to your sex life this Christmas and help ensure Santa isn’t the only one going down (the chimney in his case, you have a dirty mind) on the 25th.